Dear Guam,
I like you, but I like seeing people leave you and meeting up with them again in California instead. But thank you for allowing me to meet them in the first place. Please keep them coming. Love, F.
Dear Friends I Don’t See Very Often,
I’m sorry for not keeping in touch better. I promise I will try harder and see you soon. Loving from a distance, F.
Dear Tina Fey and Sarah Silverman,
Thanks for reminding me that I can have “lady nuts” and still be assertive without completely turning into a witch. Or a troll. Or whatever. Also, you’re both pretty funny. Love, F.
Dear Chelsea Handler,
I’ve moved on. I’m sorry it didn’t work out. Best, F.
Dear Unfinished Art Projects,
I promise I’ll get back to you as soon as I get supplies. I’ve just come back from Art Night and I look forward to exploring my creative side when I return from Michael’s or Target. Be back soon—F.
Dear WordPress,
Thanks for this new distraction-free writing feature. I’m really getting a lot of writing done. In the end, that’s the best review I can give. And thanks for housing my thoughts and brain farts. Love, F.
Inspired by Leah Dieterich of Thx Thx Thx.
